(or get me killed)
1. High Ledges -> Jumping off of
2. Small Dogs -> Punting
3. People in Elevators -> Starting inane conversations
4. Babies -> Punching
5. People in Elevators -> Mooning
6. Anyone above 6'2, 200 lbs -> Sucker punching in the jaw
7. Sharp Objects -> Ninja Stuff
8. Attractive Girls -> Pushing out of oncoming traffic
9. Elderly -> Pushing into oncoming traffic
10. People in Elevators -> Farting
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