Monday, May 7, 2007

Roomate Defamation (Episode Three)

Dear Roomate,

I must make it clear that when we are surfing for pictures of "hot chicks" on the internet (or any other device for that matter), that it is absolutely not acceptable that you become distracted and click on a picture of acclaimed film actor Eric Bana no matter how scantily clad or oiled he may appear to be.

Furthermore, it is DEFINITELY NOT comfortable for myself or even your absentee girlfriend, when you murmur "mmm..." and press your fingers to your lips as you look at aforementioned picture.

I trust this finds you in good faith.

Sincerely,
- Roomate

ps.

Other quote of the day:

Roomate: "Sometimes I spoon people for fun... That's a nice song title, hey?"

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