I held out for a long time but in the end I decided to join facebook. You see, facebook is like a zombie outbreak. You start by hearing vague little things about it on the news, you maybe notice that a one or two people are missing from where they should be. Then it starts to close in, people start acting strangely. Compulsively. They're talking all about it with nervous laughter but it doesn't seem right. Then in an instant they're all over you. At your house, your workplace, your favourite bar they are crawling through the windows and the mail slots. They are your best friends, your co-workers, your mothers and brothers and sisters. They are coming at you mindlessly flailing and hungry for you to join their cause, And as you look at them, you start to realize that they're barely the people you once knew. You can fight, you can run, you can lock your doors; but they will keep coming, and coming, and coming.
Then they get to you. The darkness rushes over... and suddenly it's not so bad, you don't mind being a zombie... hell, you might even like being a zombie and you start stumbling around trying to infect all your friends and loved ones with your newfound hobby.
Facebook. Tasty Human Flesh.
You see?
Anyways, I bit Joey on the shoulder today. Sorry man, just join facebook already.
2 comments:
Face book?? face book???! BAH! well you did say joey's sister is on there right? hmmm i'll have to think about that one.
peace,love & chicken grease you zombie freak!
oh god Dan. That's an awesome depiction of Facebook and it's so true. Some "friendships" you just wish were dead. Peruse my list and guess which person who just became my friend I kind a hoped would have just disappeared....
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